People here will invade and hang you!

Samet as a brush
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People here will invade and hang you!
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Older Woman: Is there a problem, officer? Traffic reveille cop: Yes ma'am. I'm reveille afraid that you went too fast. Older Woman: reveille Oh, I understand. Traffic cop: Can you give me your driver's license? Older Woman: I'd like to, but I do not. Traffic cop: You do not have a driver's license? Older Woman: Yes. They took it to me four years ago, when I was driving intoxicated. Traffic cop: I see ... Can you show me proof of registration of your vehicle? Older Woman: I can not. Traffic cop: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Traffic cop: Stealing? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed the owner and quartered. Traffic cop: What did you do !? Older Woman: If you want to make sure it is in a plastic pytlli reveille in the trunk. Traffic cop stares at the woman and slowly backs of her car and calling reveille radio reinforcements. In five minutes the car around its five police cars. Police reveille důstojníkse reveille slowly closer to her car and hand holding the gun half pulled from the case. Police Officer: Ma'am, can you please step out of the car! Woman will zesvého car. Older Woman: Is there a problem, sir? Police officer: Here my colleague says you stole this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman: murdered owner? Are you serious ?! Police officer: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your vehicle. The woman opens the trunk and shows that it is completely empty. Police officer: It's your car, ma'am? Older Woman: Yes, here is the proof of its registration. Policejnídůstojník is shocked reveille ... Police officer: A colleague says that you do not have a driver's license. Woman while digging in her purse, pulls out a driver's license and hands it to the police officer. Police officer it already smiling, closeup. Police Officer: Thank you, ma'am. But I am confused. Traffic cop told me that you do not have a driver's license, that you stole a vehicle that you are the owner murdered and dismembered! STRs woman: I bet that the liar will also say that I went too fast ....
I was ordered to a gynecologist for a checkup. Unexpectedly nurse called to say I was moved to the morning 9.30 am. Because the journey time is 35 minutes, I really did not have much time to spare. Like most women in these cases, I also very passionate about hygiene during such visits, but it was clear this morning that I will not have much time. I quickly ran into the bathroom, pulled himself out of his pajamas, wet towel that lay beside the sink, I washed it down there, so I was somewhat presentable; threw the towel in the dirty clothes, got dressed and ran to the car. In the waiting room, I was only a few minutes reveille when they called me in. As always, the vyhupla I was on the table, turned her face to the other side of the room and pretended I was somewhere else. That's why I was a little surprised when a gynecologist said: "Today reveille we took to wearing extra matter, does it?" I did not answer. The rest of the day went as always. When she came to my 7-year-old daughter from school, so she went to the bathroom reveille and asks: "Mom, where's my towel?" I tell her: "It's the dirty laundry, take out of the drawer clean." She said, "No, I need a guy who was here this morning - I kept him up all their glitter !!! "
Legrandon on December Christmas from the perspective of criminal justice - a promise that comes Santa Claus - scaremongering, 357 TZ - 2-8 years' If you do not listen, get anything! "- reveille Extortion, 175 TZ - 6 months to 4 years - "When you are nice, Santa Claus will bring you ..." - bribery, reveille 160a TZ - up to 2 years - open letter to Santa Claus - breach of secrecy, 182 TZ - up to 2 years - "If you can stand all day nepapat, you'll see a golden pig" reveille - neglect mandatory nutrition, 207 TZ - 2-3 years - Production of eggnog - The illicit manufacture alcoholic beverages, 285 TZ - up to 1 year in jail
Student asks Professor: "What is the exact meaning of the word dilemma"? Professor: "Imagine that you are lying in the middle between the huge bed beautiful young woman on one side and on the other homosexual. To whom have you turn your back? "
Flies government at a meeting in Ostrava and somewhere reveille in Jeseníkách airplane crashes and falls. In two days to find the wreckage of a mountaineer and all who were in it, kill it. Later in the accident investigation